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Facebook is probably the best way to get a hold of me, just shoot me a friend request. Unless you're horribly disfigured I'll probably accept no questions asked and just leave you there to creep on me shouting angrily at the world. That is, unless you start to do really stupid shit on my newsfeed.

I have an email. That's not for you.

I also have a phone. That is also not for you.

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