Friday, October 21, 2011

I'm going to Chicago for the weekend

Even though I have to read and critique two 20-page stories for Fiction writing, finish an 8 page screenplay for Screenwriting, and study for a midterm for Poetry. Oh well, at least I won't have to blog.


Magic Beans and Bear Attacks

Everyone knows that the only way to save yourself from bear attacks is with magic beans.

There are many different kinds of magic beans you can use.

Green Magic Beans Red Magic Beans
Yellow Magic Beans Blue Magic Beans

But really, the best protection against bear attacks is simply to not be attacked by bears.

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